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If you'd like to book any of the acts below
don't be afraid to get in touch
(Just as long as you keep your hands to yourself)
Taking over the world.
One selfie at a time.
The Instagram Shuffle
I used to dream of being a barbie. Now I dream of being a Kim!
Here's to taking over the world one selfie at a time.
Dating advice, dating advice,
and sparkles
Cheery Thoughts on
Dating and sparkles
The advice is from the '50s.
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The issues are still relevant.
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The costume is sparkly and coming off!
Sometimes it's not about becoming a swan. It's about being you.
Malibu Barbie
When you're told to be quiet. When you're told to sit down. When you're told that what you do isn't relevant. Just stand up. Kick off your shoes. And be the flamboyant flamingo you were meant to be.
Even if you have embarrassingly small fans.
There are more acts on the way if you don't like what you see.
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